Telly Hardwire:
Yes! My masterpiece is finally complete! And now, to build Mandy up to the highest popularity. Ooohwahahahahahaha
Yes! My masterpiece is finally complete! And now, to build Mandy up to the highest popularity. Ooohwahahahahahaha
(The Anti-social Network)
Sammy:
Think I’ll take intro journalism, journalism basics and snooping 101. You know, to appeal to my totally inquisitive side.
Think I’ll take intro journalism, journalism basics and snooping 101. You know, to appeal to my totally inquisitive side.
Alex:
Great idea, Sammy. Now, what class should I sign up for?
Great idea, Sammy. Now, what class should I sign up for?
Sammy:
Well, what do you wanna be when you grow up, Alex?
Well, what do you wanna be when you grow up, Alex?
Alex:
Hmm…Maybe a veterinarian, or an animal psychologist, or a pony.
Hmm…Maybe a veterinarian, or an animal psychologist, or a pony.
Clover:
Oooh OMG girls! I have the most amazing news ever! I totally just signed us for a fashion design class together. Can you like, even believe it? Lalala
Oooh OMG girls! I have the most amazing news ever! I totally just signed us for a fashion design class together. Can you like, even believe it? Lalala
Sammy:
Em…Not really, Clover. I mean, fashion design’s kinda your thing.
Em…Not really, Clover. I mean, fashion design’s kinda your thing.
Clover:
Trust me, girls. It’ll be a majorly awesome way to spend more time together. And it’ll be way fun! Group hug!
Trust me, girls. It’ll be a majorly awesome way to spend more time together. And it’ll be way fun! Group hug!
Mandy:
Men and losers all keep off! The Mandy Train is comin’ ther-ah!
Men and losers all keep off! The Mandy Train is comin’ ther-ah!
Clover:
Whatever, Mandy. Since when do we take orders from you?
Whatever, Mandy. Since when do we take orders from you?
Mandy:
Since I’ve officially decided to major in being famous for being famous! And I’ll simply be the most influential person on the puh-lanet!
Since I’ve officially decided to major in being famous for being famous! And I’ll simply be the most influential person on the puh-lanet!
My intern, Trent, is marketing me on all platforms of media for the utmost exposed celebrity. Isn’t that right, Trent?
Trent:
Uh, everything you say is right, Mandy.
Uh, everything you say is right, Mandy.
Mandy:
Good answer! Now outta my way, losers!
Good answer! Now outta my way, losers!
Alex:
Uh oh! Will the new student here not build a Southern California earthquake codes?
Uh oh! Will the new student here not build a Southern California earthquake codes?
Sammy:
Uh I think it’s a disturbance of a different kind. A WOOHP quake!
Uh I think it’s a disturbance of a different kind. A WOOHP quake!
Mandy:
Now that those freaks are gone, let’s hear what you’ve been working on to help me achieve fame and fortune without actually doing anything.
Now that those freaks are gone, let’s hear what you’ve been working on to help me achieve fame and fortune without actually doing anything.
Trent:
Well, for starters, I’ve been updating your website.
Well, for starters, I’ve been updating your website.
Mandy:
Eeew! Those pictures here are totally dated! They were for over three days ago!
Eeew! Those pictures here are totally dated! They were for over three days ago!
Trent:
Sorry, Mandy. This is an internship.
Sorry, Mandy. This is an internship.
Mandy:
Uh! This lame website isn’t gonna cut it. I need something big, something animated, something new! (Phone rings)
Uh! This lame website isn’t gonna cut it. I need something big, something animated, something new! (Phone rings)
If you are ready to experience the thrill of Mandybook, click here. No way! It’s an entire social network website dedicated to me! Guess it must’ve been created by one of my many admirers.
Telly Hardwire:
Hahahah!
Hahahah!
Mandy:
Now hit that gas!
Now hit that gas!
Telly Hardwire:
Oh believe me, Mandy. Mandybook will take you to places you’ve never dreamed of!! Hahahaha!!
Oh believe me, Mandy. Mandybook will take you to places you’ve never dreamed of!! Hahahaha!!
Alex:
Jerry? Are you in here?
Jerry? Are you in here?
Sammy:
I don’t see him.
I don’t see him.
Jerry:
Not so fast, ladies. I’m testing out the new chip or CHIP, WOOHP’s new compressed inner helium inhalation prototype, that allows its user to float about like a balloon. Unfortunately, I haven’t figured out how to stop it from making my voice so high-pitched. As far as the attire, I’ve just returned from holiday. Alo-ha!
Not so fast, ladies. I’m testing out the new chip or CHIP, WOOHP’s new compressed inner helium inhalation prototype, that allows its user to float about like a balloon. Unfortunately, I haven’t figured out how to stop it from making my voice so high-pitched. As far as the attire, I’ve just returned from holiday. Alo-ha!
And now for the reason you’re here.
WOOHP sends us a pic of a very strange frequency coming from somewhere around your campus.
Sammy:
What kind of frequency?
What kind of frequency?
Jerry:
I’m not certain. But because it using brain-wave technology I’ve never seen before, I’d like you to investigate on the double.
I’m not certain. But because it using brain-wave technology I’ve never seen before, I’d like you to investigate on the double.
Alex:
Then, what are we waiting for? Bring on the gadgets.
Then, what are we waiting for? Bring on the gadgets.
Jerry:
Very well, then. First, we have your new compowders, now with DNA recognition, hands-free capabilities which literally allow the devices to float beside you if you happen to be tied up by a villain, multiple datter window projection function and the shiny skin detector.
Very well, then. First, we have your new compowders, now with DNA recognition, hands-free capabilities which literally allow the devices to float beside you if you happen to be tied up by a villain, multiple datter window projection function and the shiny skin detector.
Clover:
You mean like we’re detecting a slimy bad guy with creepy tentacles or something?
You mean like we’re detecting a slimy bad guy with creepy tentacles or something?
Jerry:
No, for detecting when your faces get extra sweaty on mission. In the unfortunate event of breakthrough shine, the compowder will beep, allowing you to apply a fresh coat of powder.
No, for detecting when your faces get extra sweaty on mission. In the unfortunate event of breakthrough shine, the compowder will beep, allowing you to apply a fresh coat of powder.
Spies:
Awesome!
Awesome!
Jerry:
Next, we have the brace for it bracelet that tightens around the wrist when picking up strange (amplitude?), WOOHP speeders, the cutting edge impersonal transport devices, and finally the incendiary earrings.
Next, we have the brace for it bracelet that tightens around the wrist when picking up strange (amplitude?), WOOHP speeders, the cutting edge impersonal transport devices, and finally the incendiary earrings.
Clover:
Who-a, Jer. These are mega-hot!
Who-a, Jer. These are mega-hot!
Jerry:
More so than you know, Clover. When tossed, they produce intense heat capable of incinerating whatever they touch.
More so than you know, Clover. When tossed, they produce intense heat capable of incinerating whatever they touch.
Alex:
Awesome!
Awesome!
Jerry:
Now Goodbye, spies, and good luck!
Now Goodbye, spies, and good luck!
Alex:
Now this is what I call cool!
Now this is what I call cool!
Clover:
Are you kidding me? If any of these guys see me riding this geeky thing, I’ll totally freak! And if this WOOHP speeder thing isn’t annoying enough, my wrist seriously hurts!
Are you kidding me? If any of these guys see me riding this geeky thing, I’ll totally freak! And if this WOOHP speeder thing isn’t annoying enough, my wrist seriously hurts!
Alex:
That’s because the gadget Jer gave you is picking up a frequency.
That’s because the gadget Jer gave you is picking up a frequency.
Clover:
Guess now I knew why he named the ‘ brace for it’ in the bracelet. You have to brace yourself for the pain!
Guess now I knew why he named the ‘ brace for it’ in the bracelet. You have to brace yourself for the pain!
Sammy:
Come on, spies! I think we’ve reached our target.
Come on, spies! I think we’ve reached our target.
So what do you think? Should we climb the trellis and head for the roof?
Alex:
Oh puh-lease. Climbing is old school.
Oh puh-lease. Climbing is old school.
Sammy:
‘Kay. Looks like the chim is our best way inside.
‘Kay. Looks like the chim is our best way inside.
Alex:
Good thing we haven’t eaten lunch yet. It’s gonna be a tight fit!
Good thing we haven’t eaten lunch yet. It’s gonna be a tight fit!
Sammy:
Whoa check it out. S’all sorts of high-tech in here
Whoa check it out. S’all sorts of high-tech in here
Clover:
And all sorts of cluttered.
And all sorts of cluttered.
Alex:
‘S not all high-tech. This toothbrush looks perfectly ordinary.
‘S not all high-tech. This toothbrush looks perfectly ordinary.
Toothbrush:
I am a doofanator. For deep cleaning, press 1. For bad breath detection, press 2.
I am a doofanator. For deep cleaning, press 1. For bad breath detection, press 2.
Alex:
Okay, looks can be deceiving.
Okay, looks can be deceiving.
Clover:
Oww. The braceward bracelet’s picking up that frequency again.
Oww. The braceward bracelet’s picking up that frequency again.
Alex:
I think it’s coming from that computer over there.
I think it’s coming from that computer over there.
Sammy:
Time for a little recon.
Time for a little recon.
Clover:
Ugh! So much for being stealthy!
Ugh! So much for being stealthy!
Alex:
Girls! I think we’re on the least of our problems.
Girls! I think we’re on the least of our problems.
Oh no!
Yeah!
Clover:
Okay, most obnoxious house ever!
Okay, most obnoxious house ever!
Sam: More like strangest mission ever! A hostile house with aggressive appliances? What gives?
Jerry:
Girls, mission update?
Girls, mission update?
Sam:
Jer, perfect timing. We need WOOHP to analyze this crazy high-tech toothbrush Alex found.
Jer, perfect timing. We need WOOHP to analyze this crazy high-tech toothbrush Alex found.
Jerry:
Not a problem. Oh and girls, you have your fashion design class in five minutes. Tata!
Not a problem. Oh and girls, you have your fashion design class in five minutes. Tata!
Alex:
Uh, you’re welcome, Mr.Crabby.
Uh, you’re welcome, Mr.Crabby.
And now, for a wardrobe change. After all we gotta show up to class looking ab-fab!
Clover:
Yes! Fashion victory!
Yes! Fashion victory!
Telly Hardwire:
Hahahaha
Hahahaha
Alex:
Win the ‘nana smoothie, please.
Win the ‘nana smoothie, please.
Clover:
Alex, what are you doing? We’re running late!
Alex, what are you doing? We’re running late!
Alex:
Oopsie
Oopsie
Sam:
Uh guys, are you noticing what I’m noticing?
Uh guys, are you noticing what I’m noticing?
Clover:
Better outfits are radiating with impeccable taste? Yes, I did notice.
Better outfits are radiating with impeccable taste? Yes, I did notice.
Sam:
No, that every single student on campus is looking at their smartphones and
No, that every single student on campus is looking at their smartphones and
tablet computers.
Clover:
Hey!
Hey!
Alex:
Uh, man. There goes lunch.
Uh, man. There goes lunch.
Sam:
Shh. Guys, listen.
Shh. Guys, listen.
Girl 1:
Did you read the post about how Mandy donated her old water ski to the relief.
Did you read the post about how Mandy donated her old water ski to the relief.
Girl 2:
Totally, she’s so giving.
Totally, she’s so giving.
Girl 1:
I know, I’m just glad we have Mandybook to keep us up to date on her awesomeness.
I know, I’m just glad we have Mandybook to keep us up to date on her awesomeness.
Spies:
Mandybook?
Mandybook?
(People with Mandy icons on their backs passes by. Mandy’s sculpture is erected later.)
~Spies Gasp~
Clover:
Okay. What is going on?
Okay. What is going on?
Mandy:
What is going on is that thanks to my new social networking site, Mandybook. I now have over one hundred thousand followers. Trent! You really should throw me a party to celebrate. Why haven’t you losers joined yet? Oh that’s right. Because you’re always riding a kaboose on every awesome trend. Let’s roll, Trent. I can’t dare to be seen with these popularity killers.
What is going on is that thanks to my new social networking site, Mandybook. I now have over one hundred thousand followers. Trent! You really should throw me a party to celebrate. Why haven’t you losers joined yet? Oh that’s right. Because you’re always riding a kaboose on every awesome trend. Let’s roll, Trent. I can’t dare to be seen with these popularity killers.
Sam:
I can’t believe it, Mandy’s actually becoming……famous.
I can’t believe it, Mandy’s actually becoming……famous.
Alex:
And all this time, I thought Mali U students’ had good taste.
And all this time, I thought Mali U students’ had good taste.
Clover:
Uh oh, we’re late for class.
Uh oh, we’re late for class.
Telly Hardwire:
And now that I’ve built her up, it’s time to watch Mandy fall. Hahaha!!
And now that I’ve built her up, it’s time to watch Mandy fall. Hahaha!!
Instructor:
tight, people. Faster! Fashion doesn’t create itself. More sweat, more tears! Ooh, less ventax.
tight, people. Faster! Fashion doesn’t create itself. More sweat, more tears! Ooh, less ventax.
Clover:
Isn’t this the best idea ever? I’m loving in class with you guys.
Isn’t this the best idea ever? I’m loving in class with you guys.
Sam:
Yeah…Phew…
Yeah…Phew…
Instructor:
Yes um, I’ve just got feelings this fashion disaster isn’t making. I’m feeling a do-over.
Yes um, I’ve just got feelings this fashion disaster isn’t making. I’m feeling a do-over.
Clover:
A do-over? And I’m Clover!
A do-over? And I’m Clover!
Instructor:
(To Sam) Wait-a-what-a-non-fashion fashion-look, Alex. Très chupe!
(To Sam) Wait-a-what-a-non-fashion fashion-look, Alex. Très chupe!
Instructor:
(To Alex) Love the sleeve stain, Sam. It’s a bold statement. like that will take you far into fashion biz.
(To Alex) Love the sleeve stain, Sam. It’s a bold statement. like that will take you far into fashion biz.
Instructor:
Ok, c’est ça that for today. I’ll see you all tomorrow.
Ok, c’est ça that for today. I’ll see you all tomorrow.
Clover:
(Drum roll) (Crying) Professor Punkin totally hates me. He didn’t even get my name right.
(Drum roll) (Crying) Professor Punkin totally hates me. He didn’t even get my name right.
Alex:
Oh, no, he doesn’t, Sam. Uh, I mean Clover.
Oh, no, he doesn’t, Sam. Uh, I mean Clover.
Clover:
I hope you guys are right. In any case, you’re the best friends ever.
I hope you guys are right. In any case, you’re the best friends ever.
Girl 3:
Did you read the latest post on Mandybook? She started charging for autographs.
Did you read the latest post on Mandybook? She started charging for autographs.
Girl 4:
She won’t even shake hands unless she’s wearing designer gloves.
She won’t even shake hands unless she’s wearing designer gloves.
Alex:
Wow, sounds like Mandy’s followers are kinda mad at her.
Wow, sounds like Mandy’s followers are kinda mad at her.
Sam:
They seem more than that. They totally turned against her.
They seem more than that. They totally turned against her.
(Boys growling and breaking their cell phones.)
Clover:
Awesome. Now that things are getting juicy on Mandybook, I’m gonna sign up just to get the dish.
Awesome. Now that things are getting juicy on Mandybook, I’m gonna sign up just to get the dish.
Whoa. Check out this tragedy.
Mandy:
Make way, followers. The princess of popularity is coming through.
Make way, followers. The princess of popularity is coming through.
Angry crowd:
There she is. Get her.
There she is. Get her.
Mandy:
Hey! Take it easy! Stay back! I am a icon! I deserve a spect! Ahh!!
Hey! Take it easy! Stay back! I am a icon! I deserve a spect! Ahh!!
Stay away of off me!!
Sam:
‘Kay. That seems like a pretty extreme reaction.
‘Kay. That seems like a pretty extreme reaction.
Alex: Totally! We better go help her before the crowd mulls her.
Clover:
Ouch! And before this bracelet gets any tighter, I’m not sure why, but it must be picking that frequency again.
Ouch! And before this bracelet gets any tighter, I’m not sure why, but it must be picking that frequency again.
Mandy:
Those people are crazy stuthers.
Those people are crazy stuthers.
Ow! Why are the best hiding places always the nastiest?
Mandy:
(To the spies) Ouch! I should’ve known you guys were behind all of this. You are the ones who made my followers revolt. You and your……freaky outfits!
(To the spies) Ouch! I should’ve known you guys were behind all of this. You are the ones who made my followers revolt. You and your……freaky outfits!
Clover:
(Laughing at her cellphone behind the other spies.) Hahaha!
(Laughing at her cellphone behind the other spies.) Hahaha!
Sam:
(Shoving Clover to a room.) Mandy, we have nothing to do with what’s going on.
(Shoving Clover to a room.) Mandy, we have nothing to do with what’s going on.
Alex:
(Compowder beeps) It’s Jerry! Excuse us, for just one minute.
(Compowder beeps) It’s Jerry! Excuse us, for just one minute.
Jerry:
Girls, I’ve just gotten a DNA result back from a toothbrush. Seems it belongs to a Telly Hardwire. Good luck!
Girls, I’ve just gotten a DNA result back from a toothbrush. Seems it belongs to a Telly Hardwire. Good luck!
Sam:
Telly Hardwire. Wasn’t he the president of the computer club in Beverly High?
Telly Hardwire. Wasn’t he the president of the computer club in Beverly High?
Alex:
Mandy, have you ever heard of Telly Hardwire?
Mandy, have you ever heard of Telly Hardwire?
Mandy:
Telly who?
Telly who?
Telly Hardwire:
You probably would know my name if you bother to cyber-friend me when I sent you a friend request in high school.
You probably would know my name if you bother to cyber-friend me when I sent you a friend request in high school.
Sam:
Telly?
Telly?
Telly Hardwire:
That’s right. And I’m here to take Mandy down in flames. As revenge for dissing me and thinking she’s better than everyone else.
That’s right. And I’m here to take Mandy down in flames. As revenge for dissing me and thinking she’s better than everyone else.
Mandy:
Seriously, dude. That is so pathetic.
Seriously, dude. That is so pathetic.
Telly Hardwire:
People like you don’t get that it’s geeks like me who create the social networks you enjoy.
People like you don’t get that it’s geeks like me who create the social networks you enjoy.
Mandy:
Egg-zactly. Like I said, get over it.
Egg-zactly. Like I said, get over it.
Telly Hardwire:
Oh, I AM getting over it. Hff!
Oh, I AM getting over it. Hff!
Mandy:
Whatever. This is just a little bump in the highway on my road to mega stardom.
Whatever. This is just a little bump in the highway on my road to mega stardom.
Sam:
Here they come again, and they don’t look like they’re on your side, Mandy.
Here they come again, and they don’t look like they’re on your side, Mandy.
Mandy:
Ahh!!
Ahh!!
Telly Hardwire:
I’ve integrated a mind-control brainwave frequency in Mandybook that not only hooks your followers on the site, but also makes them want to tape you down. And since it’s working so well, after you’re eliminated, I’m going after everyone in the world who ever rejected one of my online friend requests. Hff!
I’ve integrated a mind-control brainwave frequency in Mandybook that not only hooks your followers on the site, but also makes them want to tape you down. And since it’s working so well, after you’re eliminated, I’m going after everyone in the world who ever rejected one of my online friend requests. Hff!
Alex:
This guy has lost it!
This guy has lost it!
Sam:
Clover, keep them at bay.
Clover, keep them at bay.
Sam:
Alex! We need to get Mandy out of here!
Alex! We need to get Mandy out of here!
Clover:
Let’s get her, everyone!
Let’s get her, everyone!
Alex:
Clover?
Clover?
Sam:
Look at her eyes! Telly’s frequency must have affected her!
Look at her eyes! Telly’s frequency must have affected her!
Sam:
Chips up, Alex!
Chips up, Alex!
Mandy:
Huh?
Huh?
Mandy:
Ahh!!
Ahh!!
(Sees Trent) Trent! I am so happy to see you! There’s this whapped up…)
Trent:
She’s over here!
She’s over here!
Mandy:
You traitor! You’re so fired!
You traitor! You’re so fired!
Sam:
Mandy, hurry up! Get in!
Mandy, hurry up! Get in!
Look out!
Alex:
Hang on, guys. I’m not so good at driving one of these things.
Hang on, guys. I’m not so good at driving one of these things.
Clover:
Haul over, and give us Mandy!
Haul over, and give us Mandy!
Sam:
Alex, head toward the house where the frequency’s coming from.
Alex, head toward the house where the frequency’s coming from.
Alex:
I’ll try, but Clover’s turned the WHOOP speeder raged.
I’ll try, but Clover’s turned the WHOOP speeder raged.
Let’s call our chips again.
Sam:
Look out! Here comes Telly in the mob!
Look out! Here comes Telly in the mob!
Telly Hardwire:
How fitting that you were taken down by your own fanity.
How fitting that you were taken down by your own fanity.
Mandy:
Um, I don’t suppose if I friended you now, you’d call up the mob.
Um, I don’t suppose if I friended you now, you’d call up the mob.
Didn’t think so.
Sam:
Alex, hurry. You need to destroy the frequency transmitter.
Alex, hurry. You need to destroy the frequency transmitter.
Alex:
I’m on it, Sammy.
I’m on it, Sammy.
Telly Hardwire:
If she gets to the transmitter, she’ll compromise Mandybook. Stop her.
If she gets to the transmitter, she’ll compromise Mandybook. Stop her.
Alex:
This is the job for the incendiary earrings.
This is the job for the incendiary earrings.
(To a vacuum like object) Not you again?
Sam:
Alex, anytime you get to destroy that frequency, it’d be much appreciated.
Alex, anytime you get to destroy that frequency, it’d be much appreciated.
Alex:
I’m trying!
I’m trying!
Sam:
Alex!
Alex!
Alex:
All I know is that these things better work!
All I know is that these things better work!
Clover:
Oh…’kay! What happened to my uni? And what am I doing in public looking like this? Uh oh, micro shine alert!
Oh…’kay! What happened to my uni? And what am I doing in public looking like this? Uh oh, micro shine alert!
Mandy:
You’re still my loyal and devoted followers, though, right?
You’re still my loyal and devoted followers, though, right?
Oh, they probably lost interest because they saw me hanging out with you!
Trent! You’re rehired, with a lot of work to do rebuilding my popularity.
Trent:
Whatever you say, Mandy.
Whatever you say, Mandy.
Alex:
Not so fast, Telly. You’ve got a date with WHOOP prison!
Not so fast, Telly. You’ve got a date with WHOOP prison!
Telly Hardwire:
Let me go, I’m warning you. I’ll ruin your popularity. I CAN DO IT!!
Let me go, I’m warning you. I’ll ruin your popularity. I CAN DO IT!!
Jerry:
I’ll take it from here, girls. Excellent work.
I’ll take it from here, girls. Excellent work.
Telly Hardwire:
Hff.
Hff.
Sam:
Uh Jer, someone might need to have today’s events removed from her memory, if you know what I mean.
Uh Jer, someone might need to have today’s events removed from her memory, if you know what I mean.
Mandy:
Hey! What are you doing? Let me go! Do you know who I am? I am famous! I have a hundred thousand followers.
Hey! What are you doing? Let me go! Do you know who I am? I am famous! I have a hundred thousand followers.
Clover:
More like ‘had’ a hundred thousand followers.
More like ‘had’ a hundred thousand followers.
Sam:
Well, girls, I say we definitely started this semester with a bang.
Well, girls, I say we definitely started this semester with a bang.
Alex:
Heck yeah! I mean, could things get any more exciting?
Heck yeah! I mean, could things get any more exciting?
Clover:
I’m just glad everything worked out for the best. And I’m still bummed that Professor Punkin doesn’t like my fashion sense.
I’m just glad everything worked out for the best. And I’m still bummed that Professor Punkin doesn’t like my fashion sense.
Instructor:
Now that is what I called fierce! I mean how many girls would dare a cinched catsuit, bird’s nest hair look after labor day? I love it! Hep-la, Alex!
Now that is what I called fierce! I mean how many girls would dare a cinched catsuit, bird’s nest hair look after labor day? I love it! Hep-la, Alex!
Clover:
OMG! This is gonna be the best school year ever! Only he could get my name right!
OMG! This is gonna be the best school year ever! Only he could get my name right!
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