Sam:
Ow! Clover, what are you doing?
Ow! Clover, what are you doing?
Clover:
Oh, nothing. Just your earlobe.
Oh, nothing. Just your earlobe.
Sam:
My earlobe? But what for?
My earlobe? But what for?
Clover:
‘Cause my mom’s coming to visit today and I need to be prepared!
‘Cause my mom’s coming to visit today and I need to be prepared!
Alex:
Prepared for what, exactly?
Prepared for what, exactly?
Clover:
For the fact that she’s a way successful earlobe contouring surgeon who thinks I’m following in her footstep. If she finds out I’m a fashion design major she’s gonna be all sorts of disappointed. So I’ve decided to do all I can to convince her that I’m pre-med, instead of pre-thread.
For the fact that she’s a way successful earlobe contouring surgeon who thinks I’m following in her footstep. If she finds out I’m a fashion design major she’s gonna be all sorts of disappointed. So I’ve decided to do all I can to convince her that I’m pre-med, instead of pre-thread.
Sam:
History of the earlobe volume one. Are you seriously reading this?
History of the earlobe volume one. Are you seriously reading this?
Clover:
I’m trying!
I’m trying!
Clover’s mom:
Clover! Surprise!
Clover! Surprise!
Clover:
Mom! You’re here!
Mom! You’re here!
Clover’s mom:
Oh, my morning loan me to her schedule, which means I have even more time to spend with my little surgeon in training and, of course, her best friends!
Oh, my morning loan me to her schedule, which means I have even more time to spend with my little surgeon in training and, of course, her best friends!
Alex:
Oh, okay, well, I wish I could hang, but it’s my first day volunteering at the campus cat lab, and I can’t be late!
Oh, okay, well, I wish I could hang, but it’s my first day volunteering at the campus cat lab, and I can’t be late!
Sam:
And I’m on my way out for a jog. See ya!
And I’m on my way out for a jog. See ya!
Alex:
This is it, the animal lovers’ mothership. Hello, veterinary studies building.
This is it, the animal lovers’ mothership. Hello, veterinary studies building.
Awesome! ‘S gonna be the best volunteer job ever!
Féline Dion:
You must be Alex. I’m professor Dion. Féline Dion. It sounds like you’re as
You must be Alex. I’m professor Dion. Féline Dion. It sounds like you’re as
excited about cats as I am.
Alex:
Are you kidding? Cats are like, the cutest things ever! I mean besides those fur boots you’re wearing.
Are you kidding? Cats are like, the cutest things ever! I mean besides those fur boots you’re wearing.
Féline Dion:
Thank you. And thank you for your enthusiasm about felines. As far as I’m concerned, cats are the most amazing, intelligent, glorious creatures on the entire planet. I only wish we humans could be more like them.
Thank you. And thank you for your enthusiasm about felines. As far as I’m concerned, cats are the most amazing, intelligent, glorious creatures on the entire planet. I only wish we humans could be more like them.
Alex:
Um, yeah, like I said they’re cute, and I’ll take really good care of them, I promise.
Um, yeah, like I said they’re cute, and I’ll take really good care of them, I promise.
Féline Dion:
Excellent. Now if you excuse me, I’ve got a few errands to run. I’ll see you later.
Excellent. Now if you excuse me, I’ve got a few errands to run. I’ll see you later.
Alex:
Well, guess that leaves me and the kitties. So, what should I do first. Groom you, feed you, clean your cages……uh wait! One at a time. You’re not following what you’re saying. Somebody help!
Well, guess that leaves me and the kitties. So, what should I do first. Groom you, feed you, clean your cages……uh wait! One at a time. You’re not following what you’re saying. Somebody help!
Clover’s mom:
So Clover, tell me how were your classes going?
So Clover, tell me how were your classes going?
Clover:
They are going great, I mean, pre-med is like so……magicational, you know?
They are going great, I mean, pre-med is like so……magicational, you know?
So how about I fetch you some coffee after that early morning surgery ses, you must be white. I’m gonna be back in a sec.
Clover’s mom:
Clover!
Clover!
Clover:
Yes! Safe by the bell. I mean the WHOOP.
Yes! Safe by the bell. I mean the WHOOP.
Sam:
Hey! Let me out of here!
Hey! Let me out of here!
Whoa! Thanks girls.
Jerry:
Hello, ladies. Would you care for a cold beverage?
Hello, ladies. Would you care for a cold beverage?
Clover:
Jerry?
Jerry?
Jerry:
In the flesh. Brava flesh, that is.
In the flesh. Brava flesh, that is.
I’m en route to an annual WHOOP spy-guise convention, and couldn’t be more thrilled.
Clover:
Yeah, so thrilled that you forgot that you’re still wearing a skirt!
Yeah, so thrilled that you forgot that you’re still wearing a skirt!
Jerry:
Oopsie.
Oopsie.
Alex:
Is there a reason you brought us here, Jer?
Is there a reason you brought us here, Jer?
Jerry:
That would be to inform you several events that have happened around the globe. Including the Great Spinx of Giza being restored to its original luster, the sculptures of the presidents in Mount Rushmore being replaced with cat faces, and the rather odd occurrence to the leaning tower of Pisa.
That would be to inform you several events that have happened around the globe. Including the Great Spinx of Giza being restored to its original luster, the sculptures of the presidents in Mount Rushmore being replaced with cat faces, and the rather odd occurrence to the leaning tower of Pisa.
Sam:
What do you mean by odd?
What do you mean by odd?
Jerry:
You’ll need to see that for yourselves.
You’ll need to see that for yourselves.
And now for your gadgets.
Today, we have the launching pad platform shoes, the solid iron hair gel, the arctic blast breathmint, and the chameleon eyeshadow.
Clover:
Ooh! Colorful!
Ooh! Colorful!
Jerry:
And practical. When applied, not only it blends the lids beautifully, but it allows the user to blend into whatever background they’re standing against.
And practical. When applied, not only it blends the lids beautifully, but it allows the user to blend into whatever background they’re standing against.
Alex: Thanks, Jer!
Jerry:
You’re quite welcome.
You’re quite welcome.
Now, prepare for landing!
Alex:
Whoa! Jer wasn’t kidding when he said ‘odd occurrence’! The entire tower’s covered in carpet! Just like a giant cat tower!
Whoa! Jer wasn’t kidding when he said ‘odd occurrence’! The entire tower’s covered in carpet! Just like a giant cat tower!
Sam:
Let’s go in for a closer look.
Let’s go in for a closer look.
Clover:
Actually, I’m kind of enjoying the view right here, Sam.
Actually, I’m kind of enjoying the view right here, Sam.
Alex:
Yeah, and you would learn how to say ‘hunk-a-lucious’ in Italian.
Yeah, and you would learn how to say ‘hunk-a-lucious’ in Italian.
Sam:
Nope, but I know how to say goodbye as in ‘arrivederci hot security guard, hello chameleon eye shadow’.
Nope, but I know how to say goodbye as in ‘arrivederci hot security guard, hello chameleon eye shadow’.
Are you guys coming?
Alex and Clover:
Uh, coming.
Uh, coming.
Clover:
So, what are we looking for, exactly?
So, what are we looking for, exactly?
Sam:
I guess anything that might be considered a clue.
I guess anything that might be considered a clue.
Alex:
Ow! I thought carpets are supposed to be plush!
Ow! I thought carpets are supposed to be plush!
Clover:
It’s not the carpet, Alex. It’s that weird fingernail claw thingy.
It’s not the carpet, Alex. It’s that weird fingernail claw thingy.
Sam:
Whatever it is, we better analyze in on the double.
Whatever it is, we better analyze in on the double.
We’re busted, girls! Run for it!
Follow me!
Clover:
Wow, talk about thigh power. Guess all those WHOOP-a-lot class’s really paying off.
Wow, talk about thigh power. Guess all those WHOOP-a-lot class’s really paying off.
Sam:
So, who’s in to head back home?
So, who’s in to head back home?
Clover:
As much as I love Italy, I really do need to get back to my mom.
As much as I love Italy, I really do need to get back to my mom.
Alex:
And while you do that, and Sammy goes to class, I’ll analyze the clue we found.
And while you do that, and Sammy goes to class, I’ll analyze the clue we found.
(Walks into the lab) Hello? Professor Dion?
Looks like the coast is clear. Now to see what this freaky clue’s all about.
No way! This claw include both human and cat DNA. How was that even possible?
I better tell Sam and Clover right away.
Féline Dion:
Who are Sam and Clover? And what are you telling them?
Who are Sam and Clover? And what are you telling them?
Alex:
Huh! Professor Dion! Sam and Clover are my friends and I need to tell them that, um, I’m working at the lab today so I can’t join them for a fro-yo.
Huh! Professor Dion! Sam and Clover are my friends and I need to tell them that, um, I’m working at the lab today so I can’t join them for a fro-yo.
Féline Dion:
Hmm……
Hmm……
Alex: Um, did you just come from lunch? ‘Cause you seem to have a little something on your face.
Féline Dion:
Huh! It’s, it’s nothing! Actually, Alex, I have things covered here. Why don’t you call it a day?
Huh! It’s, it’s nothing! Actually, Alex, I have things covered here. Why don’t you call it a day?
Alex: Okay. Well, I’ll see you later!
Féline Dion:
(Lowers her voice) Yes, you will. And you’ll be more purr-fect.
(Lowers her voice) Yes, you will. And you’ll be more purr-fect.
(Compowder beeps)
Alex:
Hello?
Hello?
Clover:
Girls, we have an emergency.
Girls, we have an emergency.
Sam:
Uh, a mutant-er attacked the WHOOP yard again?
Uh, a mutant-er attacked the WHOOP yard again?
Clover:
No, worse! My mom wants to have an early dinner in Beverly Hills. Can you believe it?
No, worse! My mom wants to have an early dinner in Beverly Hills. Can you believe it?
Alex:
What’s so bad about that?
What’s so bad about that?
Clover:
Duh! She’s gonna want me to talk about med-school! Which is why I need you two to help me keep up the charade.
Duh! She’s gonna want me to talk about med-school! Which is why I need you two to help me keep up the charade.
Sam:
Okay, fine.
Okay, fine.
Sam and Alex:
We’ll be there.
We’ll be there.
Clover:
Thanks. You two are the best.
Thanks. You two are the best.
Sam:
So, did you find anything out about our cat clue?
So, did you find anything out about our cat clue?
Alex:
Yeah! According to the lab’s computer, it has both human AND cat DNA.
Yeah! According to the lab’s computer, it has both human AND cat DNA.
Sam:
Freaky! You better send it to Jerry. Maybe he could figure out exactly which human we’re talking about.
Freaky! You better send it to Jerry. Maybe he could figure out exactly which human we’re talking about.
Girl:
I’m not leaving a
I’m not leaving a
Clover’s mom:
So, Clover, what’s your favorite earlobe shape? Tapered, round, dangly?
So, Clover, what’s your favorite earlobe shape? Tapered, round, dangly?
Clover: Alex! Grab a seat!
Alex: Thanks, Clover. (Purrs on Sam)……hmmm……soft……(Leans on Sam)
Sam: Uh, thanks?
(Alex poured milk in her bowl and started licking.)
Sam: Alex, what are you doing?
(Alex licks Sam)
Clover: Don’t worry, mom. Alex’s just tired. Sleep effervation makes her do all sorts of outrageous things.
Clover’s mom: I remember being tired in college, but I didn’t do anything quite so…...peculiar.
Man:
Hey! What’s going on here?
Hey! What’s going on here?
Alex:
What was that?
What was that?
Sam:
I don’t know. We better check it out.
I don’t know. We better check it out.
Clover:
(Kisses her mom) I’ll see you back at the dorm!
(Kisses her mom) I’ll see you back at the dorm!
Phew! That was a close one.
Thanks for acting weird and covering for me, Alex.
Alex:
What do you mean acting weird?
What do you mean acting weird?
Sam:
Whoa! Did someone said weird?
Whoa! Did someone said weird?
Clover:
Guess now we know what that scream was about. Someone trashed the Bev Hills van with yucky sand!
Guess now we know what that scream was about. Someone trashed the Bev Hills van with yucky sand!
Alex:
This isn’t sand! It’s kitty litter, just like we have at the lab.
This isn’t sand! It’s kitty litter, just like we have at the lab.
Sam:
Freaky. You think that has something to do with all the other weird events that had been happening around the world?
Freaky. You think that has something to do with all the other weird events that had been happening around the world?
Mandy:
Is this your idea of a lamer than lame practical joke? How dare you mess with my beloved Beverly Hills.
Is this your idea of a lamer than lame practical joke? How dare you mess with my beloved Beverly Hills.
Clover:
(Compowder beeps) Jerry?
(Compowder beeps) Jerry?
Jerry:
None other then. I’ve arrived at the convention. But I took a moment to analyze the sad news,
None other then. I’ve arrived at the convention. But I took a moment to analyze the sad news,
Turns out the human DNA belongs to a Feline Dion.
Alex:
Feline Dion? That’s the professor from the cat lab I work in. I said that stamp on her lip was more than just leftovers from lunch. Must have been whiskers!
Feline Dion? That’s the professor from the cat lab I work in. I said that stamp on her lip was more than just leftovers from lunch. Must have been whiskers!
Jerry:
Oh, dear. Sounds like you girls have some investigating to do. Tata! The horse’s await!
Oh, dear. Sounds like you girls have some investigating to do. Tata! The horse’s await!
Sam:
Ah! Alex! What is sticking out from the bottom your shirt?
Ah! Alex! What is sticking out from the bottom your shirt?
Alex:
Oh, pretty!
Oh, pretty!
Clover:
Pretty? Try pretty disturbing.
Pretty? Try pretty disturbing.
Sam:
It’s like, it’s like you’re turning in a cat person!
It’s like, it’s like you’re turning in a cat person!
Ah! It must be from picking your finger!
Clover:
Oh! Get out of there, Alex!
Oh! Get out of there, Alex!
Sam:
We better head to that cat lab and get to the bottom of this.
We better head to that cat lab and get to the bottom of this.
Alex:
Meow!
Meow!
Sam:
Shhh. Nice kitty.
Shhh. Nice kitty.
Nothing looks out of the ordinary. Of course I’m not even sure what we’re looking for.
Alex:
Hmm. Meow.
Hmm. Meow.
Clover:
Maybe something like……that?
Maybe something like……that?
Alex:
OH! What a fun room!
OH! What a fun room!
Clover:
Yeah, if you’re a demented hundred-and-ten-pound cat. Oopsie. Sorry, Alex.
Yeah, if you’re a demented hundred-and-ten-pound cat. Oopsie. Sorry, Alex.
Sam:
Odd. This looks like some kinda crab-genic containment unit
Odd. This looks like some kinda crab-genic containment unit
Clover:
Uh, translation. Preferably with smaller words, please.
Uh, translation. Preferably with smaller words, please.
Sam:
It’s a fancy refrigerator. The question is, what is this?
It’s a fancy refrigerator. The question is, what is this?
Clover:
Cat DNA infused serum? That’s a weird thing to keep in the fridge.
Cat DNA infused serum? That’s a weird thing to keep in the fridge.
Féline Dion:
Not if you love cats as much as I do.
Not if you love cats as much as I do.
Sam:
Féline Dion, I take it. And I see you’ve been using the serum on yourself.
Féline Dion, I take it. And I see you’ve been using the serum on yourself.
Féline Dion:
The only thing better than petting a cat is be one. And now I’ve devised a way to unite humans and cats together forever by bonding their DNA!
The only thing better than petting a cat is be one. And now I’ve devised a way to unite humans and cats together forever by bonding their DNA!
Clover:
Did it ever occurred to you that not everyone wants to be a cat person? I mean, talk about a waxing nightmare.
Did it ever occurred to you that not everyone wants to be a cat person? I mean, talk about a waxing nightmare.
Féline Dion:
She seems to be enjoying it.
She seems to be enjoying it.
Alex:
Purr.
Purr.
Clover and Sam:
Alex?
Alex?
Féline Dion:
And once I deploy the serum across the globe, everyone will understand the joy that she and I feel.
And once I deploy the serum across the globe, everyone will understand the joy that she and I feel.
Clover: Across the globe? So you’re the one who messed with all those lame marks.
Féline Dion:
The new race of cat people will have places to play and landmarks to visit.
The new race of cat people will have places to play and landmarks to visit.
Off to my first target. Mali U!
Sam:
We got to get out of here before Féline carries out her crazy plan!
We got to get out of here before Féline carries out her crazy plan!
Clover:
Great idea. Only this door isn’t ing!
Great idea. Only this door isn’t ing!
Sam:
Alex, can you use one of your claws to pick the lock on this door?
Alex, can you use one of your claws to pick the lock on this door?
Alex:
No problem.
No problem.
Clover:
Awesome! Good kitty!
Awesome! Good kitty!
Féline Dion:
Now to inject the cat DNA serum into the school’s water lab. In two minutes time, the sprinklers will be activated and everyone will turn into glorious cat people!
Now to inject the cat DNA serum into the school’s water lab. In two minutes time, the sprinklers will be activated and everyone will turn into glorious cat people!
Sam:
There’s Féline.
There’s Féline.
Féline Dion: Looks like I have company. Time for a game for cat and mouse.
Clover: Whoa. Talk about a cat-tastic move. Good thing we have moves of our own.
Sam: Launching pad platform shoes, do your thing.
Alex: Awesome! You’re almost as fast as me.
Villain: That’s right, keep chasing me, and watch as my plans unfold. MEOW.
Hahaha.
Clover:
Whoa! I can’t believe she made that jump! Féline must have nine lives as a cat.
Whoa! I can’t believe she made that jump! Féline must have nine lives as a cat.
Sam:
So must Alex!
So must Alex!
Alex:
Hurry up guys! She’s getting away!
Hurry up guys! She’s getting away!
Sam:
Ready to launch? Let’s do it.
Ready to launch? Let’s do it.
The sprinkler system…… So that’s how she’s gonna hit Mali U.
You guys keep after Féline while I stop her serum.
Guys?
Clover:
We’ll try, Sammy, as long as we figure out how to escape from this…….yarnball.
We’ll try, Sammy, as long as we figure out how to escape from this…….yarnball.
Clover:
Come on, Alex. Let’s bag this cat!
Come on, Alex. Let’s bag this cat!
Alex:
We’re on your tail, Féline.
We’re on your tail, Féline.
Clover:
Eeew! A giant hairball! You’re so gonna pay my dry cleaning bill.
Eeew! A giant hairball! You’re so gonna pay my dry cleaning bill.
Sam:
I’ve only got thirty seconds.
I’ve only got thirty seconds.
Féline Dion:
So, how are you liking your new cat-self, Alex?
So, how are you liking your new cat-self, Alex?
Alex:
I like it just fine, but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna let you turn everyone in the world into cat people.
I like it just fine, but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna let you turn everyone in the world into cat people.
Féline Dion:
We’ll see about that.
We’ll see about that.
Sam:
AH! Oh, no.
AH! Oh, no.
This calls for a little extra spy power. The solid iron hair gel should do the trick.
Clover:
Get her, Alex! You’re twice the cat she is!
Get her, Alex! You’re twice the cat she is!
Alex:
Hey, Clover. Think you can spare an earring?
Hey, Clover. Think you can spare an earring?
Clover:
I’m glad you like them, but is this really the time to be accessorizing?
I’m glad you like them, but is this really the time to be accessorizing?
Alex:
I’m not accessorizing, I’m weaponizing. Now hand it over!
I’m not accessorizing, I’m weaponizing. Now hand it over!
(To Féline) Good kitty, follow the pendulum. Follow the pen……
Clover:
Nice job, Alex! Uh oh, I got it from here. You just, relax.
Nice job, Alex! Uh oh, I got it from here. You just, relax.
Alex:
Uh. (Lick)
Uh. (Lick)
Sam:
Uh oh. This isn’t gonna be pretty. Luckily there’s nothing the arctic breath mint can’t solve.
Uh oh. This isn’t gonna be pretty. Luckily there’s nothing the arctic breath mint can’t solve.
Hmm, refreshing, too.
Mandy:
Cool! A new ice sculpture! I’m sure those lame girls will mess this up, too.
Cool! A new ice sculpture! I’m sure those lame girls will mess this up, too.
Jerry:
Spies! Could you use a little help?
Spies! Could you use a little help?
Clover:
I thought you’d never ask. This bad kitty needs a time .
I thought you’d never ask. This bad kitty needs a time .
Jerry:
Oh my You look like one of my diguises.
Oh my You look like one of my diguises.
Alex:
Actually, I kind of like it. I was thinking that I might stay this way.
Actually, I kind of like it. I was thinking that I might stay this way.
Jerry:
You better come with me. We can discuss this at WHOOP.
You better come with me. We can discuss this at WHOOP.
I’ll send some agents to clean up this little campus mess.
Sam:
Thanks, Jer.
Thanks, Jer.
Clover:
Whoa gee! I totally forgot about my mom! I gotta get back to the penthouse right away!
Whoa gee! I totally forgot about my mom! I gotta get back to the penthouse right away!
Sam:
Hey, Clover. Just think about coming clean about your real major. I promise she won’t be disappointed in you.
Hey, Clover. Just think about coming clean about your real major. I promise she won’t be disappointed in you.
Clover:
Hey, mom! I’m back!
Hey, mom! I’m back!
Oh, don’t pay any attention to that. Sketching’s just a silly hobby, unlike earlobe surgery, which is like my total passion. In fact, when I remembered I had a test tomorrow on lobe shapes I read it on the library to study up!
Clover’s mom:
You don’t say.
You don’t say.
Clover:
Ok, fine. You caught me. I’m not really studying to be a doctor. I’m studying to be a fashion designer. And I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner, but, I so don’t wanna disappoint you. Can you ever forgive me?
Ok, fine. You caught me. I’m not really studying to be a doctor. I’m studying to be a fashion designer. And I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner, but, I so don’t wanna disappoint you. Can you ever forgive me?
Clover’s mom:
Forgive you? Sweetie, I’m thrilled that you’ve found your passion. And even if you love hemlines more than earlobes, I still love you, of course. And remember, whatever you have going on in your life, you can always share it with me.
Forgive you? Sweetie, I’m thrilled that you’ve found your passion. And even if you love hemlines more than earlobes, I still love you, of course. And remember, whatever you have going on in your life, you can always share it with me.
Clover:
Thanks, mom. You’re the best.
Thanks, mom. You’re the best.
Clover’s mom:
So, what do you say to design me a new pair of hospital scrubs?
So, what do you say to design me a new pair of hospital scrubs?
Clover:
Oh, I’d love to!
Oh, I’d love to!
